A Man of a Few More
Words
More Short Humour by Swan
Morrison
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A Man of Yet a Few
More Words
Even More Short Humour by
Swan Morrison
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Man of a Few More Words is
the sequel to A Man of Few
Words by Swan Morrison. Just like the previous book,
it contains one hundred pieces of
humorous writing, each of around 500
words, including stories,
dialogues, poems, letters, spoof news
reports, articles and songs.
A Man
of a Few More Words can be
read below, or obtained from Lulu.com as
a paperback or a free
eBook.
It is also
available from major online booksellers
such as Amazon.co.uk.
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| A Man of Yet a
Few More Words is the third
and final book in the trilogy by Swan
Morrison that began with A
Man of Few Words and
was followed by A Man of a
Few More Words. Just like the previous books,
it contains one hundred pieces of
humorous writing, including stories,
dialogues, poems, letters, spoof news
reports, articles and songs.
A Man
of Yet a Few More Words can
be read below, or obtained from Lulu.com
as a paperback or a free
eBook.
It is also
available from major online booksellers
such as Amazon.co.uk.
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Click
this link to learn more about the Short Humour
Trilogy
and
download as Free eBooks - all platforms
Swan's first
book, A Man of Few Words,
can be read on this site by clicking here.
Click
this link for Further Writing by Swan Morrison
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- Science and Technology
(AMOAFMW)
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The Boeing 983
- Also
published at Helium
The Appliance of Science
- Also
published in print in the June 2007 edition of Costa
Tropical News
Universal Laws
Global Warming
The Modern Motor
Car
In Search of the Calorie
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Critical Email
The Golden
Carbuncle
Waterloo
- Also
published by Buzzle.com
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- Science and Technology
(AMOYAFMW)
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"Leap
Centimetre" To Be Added To The Length Of The
Metre In 2012
- Also
published by The
Spoof! and
by Glossynews.com in
a form updated for 2016
Tourists Flock to
See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts
- Also
published by The
Spoof! and
by Glossynews.com
Vegerism
The Civilised
Adventurer
George's Gardening
Day
The Search For
Extraterrestrial Short Humour
Visual World To
Revert To Black-and-White
- Also
published by The
Spoof! and
by Glossynews.com and
highlighted at HumorFeed
Anti-Matter 'Missing'
From Universe Is Found
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Silence Of The
Automobiles
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
CERN Issues
Instuctions On The Capture And Storage Of Higgs
Bosons
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
London Borough Of
Ealing Declared International Dark Sky Reserve
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Spacetime Nav
The Cosmological
Constant
The Devil In The
Detail
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- Education and Employment (AMOAFMW)
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Signed On
The Ink Pen Killer
Tickets, Please
Employment Tasks
Operative Required
The Fourth Generation Zoo
- Also
published at Writers'
Dock and Helium
The Re-enactment Society
The IWCSR
English and the Art
of Wildebeest Hunting
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Flash Of The Headlights
- Including
pieces published by Flashshot
Air Minuting
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2
- Education and Employment (AMOYAFMW)
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Bunny Cuddles
AnyBank: The Bank
You Can Trust
In The Dragons' Den
Agricultural
Colleges Changing With The Times
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Campaign for
Free-Range Office Workers
Commuter Shanties
Literary World
Stunned By Claims That Thousands Of English Words
Have Gone Missing
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
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- Religion and Belief (AMOAFMW)
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Trees
Stackers
- Also
published by Bewildering
Stories
The Da Vinci Code
- Also
published by welcometowherever
Your True Horoscope
Is The Pope a
Catholic?
The Séance
I See Dead People
- Also
published in the October 2007 edition of The
Cynic Online Magazine
The Test Of A True Christian
Spiritual Aviation
The Hermit
Hell
I'd Rather Be In Glastonbury
(Poem)
- Also
published by Buzzle.com
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3
- Religion and Belief (AMOYAFMW)
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General Synod To
Vote On A Boycott Of The Laws Of Physics
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Sign Of
Ophiuchus
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Greenland
Object
Keeping Karma
- Highlighted at HumorFeed
- A
ten minute play based on this theme and called 'Keeping
Karma' was entered in the Winchester Chesil
Theatre 10X10 competition in 2018.
A pdf of the play can be read by clicking here.
The Crystal
Sri Numerami
The Report On 'Christmas
In England'
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Star Sign
Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy
- Also
published by The
Spoof! and
by Glossynews.com
Weather-Related
Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental
Catastrophes, Warn Scientists
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Armageddon
StyxLink
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- Sociology and Lifestyle (AMOAFMW)
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I Promise To Pay
The Bearer On Demand...
The Open Garden
The Housing Market
(Poem)
April Showers
The Girls' Get-together
The NSSEUCYP
Barking (Poem)
Sponsorship
The Man Who Fell To Earth
French
Comprehension
The National
Society For Opposition To Everything
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- Sociology and Lifestyle (AMOYAFMW)
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The Folk Club
The Novel
The Community
Centre
Concern As Football
Supporter Defections Reach New High
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Poorville
Estate
Furniture
The Barber's Shop
The Grey Team (Poem)
The Domestic
Leisure Competition
Here's Looking At
You, Kid
Bend It Like
Beckham
Gardeners' World
The Legend Of
George England (Poem)
So Long, And Thanks
For All The Cat Food
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- Food and Drink (AMOAFMW)
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A Brakspearean Sonnet (Poem)
You Are What You
Eat
- Also
published as a 'spotlighted' story at Writelink
What's the Damage, Squire?
The Human
Liberation Movement
Chicken
Preparing For Christmas
Indemnity
The Boozer Laureate
(Poem)
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- Food and Drink (AMOYAFMW)
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The Candid Waiter (Poem)
Cooking With
Cookbooks
Adopt A Polar Bear
'Grow Your Own'
Embraced By Trend-Conscious Middle Classes
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Gastro'd (Poem)
Continued Failure
To Vet Beef Supplies Would Result In Flogging A
Dead Horse, Says Food Industry
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
A Mighty Fine Cup O'
Coffee
The Morrison
Aunt Alice's
Chutney
The Special Theory
Of Egg Boiling
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- Advertising and the Media (AMOAFMW)
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LaunchOLift
The Product
Media Song 893
The Creative Arts
Neighbours
The Sport
A Few Words from
Marcus
The Actress (Poem)
- Also
published in print in the July 2007 edition of Costa
Tropical News and
at Laughter
Loaf
The Shop
Expo Riva Schuh
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- Advertising and the Media (AMOYAFMW)
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A Very Modern
Relationship
Points Of View
Preparations
Underway For Journey Of Olympic Flame
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Self-Indulgents
Leveson Inquiry
Focuses On The Real Cause Of Dishonest, Bullying
And Unethical Tabloid Journalism
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Tabloid Readers
Shamed
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Twitter
Britain's Got
Talent
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Amazon One Star
Reviews (Poem)
And Now For The
News
Writing From Life
Rather-nice-weather
Chasers
One Giant Leap
- A
ten minute play based on this theme and called 'A
Starman's Rating In The Sky' was entered in the
Winchester Chesil Theatre 10X10 competition in
2016.
It reached the final 20 from 170 entries but,
sadly, not the winning final 10.
A pdf of the play can be read by clicking here.
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- Politics and the Law (AMOAFMW)
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Change You Can Believe In
Promotin' Effective
Parentin'
Guiltman
- Also
published by Apollo's
Lyre
Alarm at Increase
in Crimes for Charity
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
He Seemed So
Ordinary
The Consultation Period
Santa's Reindeer (Poem)
All UK Crime Solved!
Helping The Police
With Their Enquiries
Quantitative Easing
Guantánamo Bay
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- Politics and the Law (AMOYAFMW)
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Murder In Dorset
- A
short play based on this theme and called 'Murder
at Mandeville Manor' was entered in the Solent
playwriting competition in 2018.
A pdf of the play can be read by clicking here.
The Hunting Act -
Eight Years On (An Undercover Short
Humour Site Report)
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Speed Trap
England Prepares
For Scottish Independence
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Once And Future
King
Recycling
The Sensible
Citizens' Lobby
Max And I
IMF Explains How
World Debt Crisis Is To Be Solved By "Imaginary
Economics"
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
London 2012 Olympic
Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries
- Also
published by The
Spoof! and
by Glossynews.com in
a form updated for Rio 2016
Peace In Our Time
President Obama
Brings Happiness To A Child
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Government
Announces Plans To Reduce Road Accidents
Involving Cyclists
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
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- Health and Social Care (AMOAFMW)
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Bananas
Casketech
- Winner
of the April/May 2007 humour writing contest on
the Humor
and Life, in Particular Website
Driving Round the Bend (Poem)
Sequencing the
Genome
The Well Women's
Group
The Sickness
Advisor
The Conspiracy
Ten
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- Health and Social Care (AMOYAFMW)
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Forbidden
Combination Shopping
UK Government To
Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Healthy Living
EAS Sufferers
Receive European Court Backing
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
The Therapy Session
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- History and Heritage (AMOAFMW)
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The Olympian
The Picassos
- Also
published by The
Shine Journal
The Araf and the Ildiwch (Poem)
I Guess That's Why
They Call It The Blues (Poem)
- Also
published by welcometowherever
There'll Be
Bluebirds Over The White Cliffs Of Dover
Top Tips for
Travellers to England
How Things Might Have Been
El Torero
- Also
published in print in the April 2007 edition of Costa
Tropical News
Guerrilla Archaeology
Fabri-La
Rivermarsh United
- Also
published in the October 2010 edion of Golden
Apple Ezine
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- History and Heritage (AMOYAFMW)
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The Daze Of The
Knights
In Memoriam
The Ghost Of
Christmas Yet To Come
Stand-up For The
Pharaohs
Year Of 2012 To Be
Postponed
- Also
published by The
Spoof!
Staying In Africa
Real Poetry (Poem)
The Soldier? (Poem)
The Abstract
Avenger
Ladies Of The Night
The Festival of
Arvernus
Press-ganged
Caught On Camera
Hampshire Person
Blues
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The Swan Morrison Songbook, containing
all the above songs, can be purchased as
a paperback for ease of use on stage from
Lulu.com. |
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- Stop Press (AMOYAFMW)
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The above
sections are the same as those that appear in the
completed book, A Man of Yet a Few More
Words.
The tenth
section, Stop Press, contains a selection of the
spoof news snippets Swan has published on the
Spoof, the online spoof news, satire and parody
newspaper.
Those news
snippets and more can be read at:
http://www.thespoof.com/snippet-archive.cfm?writer=6112.
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