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  Further Writing by Swan Morrison

In November 2014, Swan Morrison published the third and final book of his Short Humour trilogy.

Details of the first book in the trilogy, A Man of Few Words, can be found on the Home Page of this site. Details of the second and third books, A Man of a Few More Words and A Man of Yet a Few More Words, can be found on the page titled A Man of a Few More Words. All the pieces in all of those three books can also be read on this site.

The title of the final book in the trilogy, A Man of Yet a Few More Words, can be taken as having more than one meaning. At one level it can simply represent another collection of Short Humour pieces. However, the title also reflects the increasing number of pieces that are beyond five hundred words.

Most of the stories Swan now writes are in excess of that figure, some greatly so. He has also completed a novel called Judgement Day and a novella called Deep Black further details of which can be found on the Home Page of this site. He also written parts of two other novels.

Five hundred word Short Humour stories by Swan Morrison will, therefore, become increasingly rare and hence any future anthology could not be legitimately described as Short Humour – it is doubtful if A Man of Yet a Few More Words can be.

This section of the site is a repository for whatever short pieces Swan now writes.

For those of you who have reached this rather obscure corner of the Short Humour Site, Swan hopes that you enjoy the pieces below.

Some pieces by Swan Morrison cannot currently be publicly reprinted/republished due to agreements with other magazines in which they appear.

A password protected section of the site acts as a repository for those pieces so that the Short Humour Site can remain as a comprehensive library/reference of all humour written by Swan Morrison.

Should you have the username, which is swanmorrison, and the password, which is also swanmorrison, the link to that section of the site is here.

Further Writing by Swan Morrison

1 - Science and Technology 6 - Hobbies and Passtimes
Astounding New Crop Marks At Avebury Must Have Been Made By A UFO, Say Scientists
- Highlighted at HumorFeed
Epson Printer Message
Narrowly Escaping Cyberspace
The Solution to Quantum Decoherence for Macro-Entangled Qubits
BBC Gardeners' Question Time
Also published at postcardshorts.com
The RSPCC
2 - Lifestyle and Health 7 - Food and Drink
Normality Medicalisation Syndrome
The Ballast Diet
- Also published by The Spoof!
Revised UK Department Of Health Guidance On Alcohol Consumption Meets With Widespread Anger And Criticism
- Also published by The Spoof!
The Roshi And The Peasant Woman
Saucisse Avec Purée de Pois
3 - Sport and Leisure 8 - Holidays and Travel
Running, As A Spectator Sport, Is Boring, Concedes Seb Coe
- Also published by The Spoof!
An updated version of this piece relating to the 2018 Korean Winter Olympics
was published by
Glossynews.com
UK Government's "Sport For Everyone" Initiative Celebrates Success
- Also published by Glossynews.com
Souvenirs From Amsterdam
Great Eggspectations
Wagon Wheel
Weighty Matters In Amsterdam
London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design
- Also published by The Spoof!
4 - Politics and Current Affairs 9 - Work and Employment
Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Choice
- Also published by The Spoof!
Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign
- Also published by The Spoof!
Britain In Shock As Michael Gove Reveals The True Reason He Ceased To Endorse Boris Johnson For British Prime Minister
- Also published by The Spoof!
Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
President Trump Trashes Oval Office
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
Donald Trump Trashes Oval Office
- Highlighted at HumorFeed
Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
- Also published by The Spoof! and by Glossynews.com
Fears Grow Of Intensified North Korean Cyber-Terrorism
- Also published by Glossynews.com
Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers
- Also published by Glossynews.com
Jeremy Corbyn Gaining Increased Support From Most Sectors Of British Society
- Also published by Glossynews.com
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
- Also published by Glossynews.com and highlighted at HumorFeed
North Korea Linked To Upsurge In UK Cycling
- Also published by Glossynews.com and highlighted at HumorFeed
Vladimir Putin Accuses UK Government Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow
- Also published by Glossynews.com and highlighted at HumorFeed
The Deserving Poor
Damage Limitation - The Essential Checklist For Senior Managers
- Also published by Glossynews.com and highlighted at HumorFeed
5 - Advertising and the Media 10 - Modern Culture and Fashion
Customers Unsettled By Bank PR Campaigns
- Also published by The Spoof!
Short Humour Site Accused Of Balanced, Factually Accurate Reporting
- Also published by Glossynews.com
Major Companies Consider Revision Of Recorded Messages For Customers Waiting For A Call To Be Answered
- Also published by The Spoof!
The Next Instalment Of The Jurrasic Park Series
Coffee-Cupping
Raffle Prizes
Luigi's "Usual"
New Gambit Shatters National Coffee Bragging Impasse
- Also published by The Spoof! and highlighted at HumorFeed
UK Public Increasingly Reluctant To Express Ill-informed Opinions
- Also published by Glossynews.com and highlighted at HumorFeed