These Jeans
by Catherine
Trizzino
“Do these
jeans make my butt look big?” Jill asked.
“Nope,”
Jack said without looking.
"Jack,
please, pay attention to me. Do they make my
butt look big?”
“You look fine,” he grumbled.
Suddenly she
screamed. Blood rippled around her waist and
pooled at her feet.
“My jeans,
they … AHHH!” Jill said, collapsing to
the floor.
They struggled
to pull them off. When they finally did, they
watched in horror as the jeans got up and
walked out the door.
“We’re
tired of being blamed for your monstrous backside,”
the jeans hollered as the door slammed.
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