That's Magic
by Stephen Philip Druce
I performed at
the magicians open mic night - exited at the
prospect of a new career in show business.
I asked for a
member of the audience to volunteer for my new
trick, on the condition they had body odour.
A man with
body odour voluntered and I vowed to make the
smell disappear.
"How are
you going to do that?" yelled the audience.
"Watch"
I replied, and I shoved him into a fish tank full
of water and scrubbed his armpits with my magic
wand.
Then I dragged
him across the stage and asked for another
volunteer to smell the armpits of the man, to
prove I'd made the smell disappear.
Nobody
voluntered.
"Why
doesn't anyone want to smell the volunteer?"
I asked them.
The audience
yelled back - "because he might have body
odour!".
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