Schrexit -
Schrodinger's Brexit
by David Meech
Schrexit is
the Brexit you have when you are not really
having a Brexit. A Schrodinger's Brexit is when
the cat mews to get out, you open the fucking
door but then it just sits there absolutely
petrified. This, sheeple, is the Britain of today.
Clearly this is what the British yearn for - this
is what Boris and all those twittering twats have
been waiting for because nothing says a public
school education like having your cake and then
trying to scoff it as well. Then blaming it all
on the poor people, like Jeremy Corbyn and the
Socialists. It is now official - the British
people have no clue whatsoever what they are
doing, or why, in which direction they are doing
it and exactly when it is all due to start.
Or who's fault
it all was.
They have not
a single clue.
From now on I
suggest that we all adopt a more realistic
approach to what has been going on in the tiny,
wee minds of the British voter and call this
gigantic political cluster rut, 'Schrexit.' That's
what it is sheeple. Schrodinger's Brexit. This is
not Brexit. This is the Brexit you have when you
are not sure about having a Brexit and whether
you ever wanted one in the first place, despite
clearly having voted for it. Being in and out at
the same time, not being very sure about any of
it, deluding yourselves daily yet wanting to vote
on it all the time. Be realistic. This is a state
of deep political psychosis layered with
bickering and blame mongering from irrelevant
herds of circle jerk politicians who have done
for political reality what Jimmy Savile did for
child mentoring.
I cannot
believe these twats are wanting more polls.
Crikey. Do they not remember how the country got
into this mess in the first place? The nation
that voted for Boaty McBoatface and saw Mr.
Blobby and las ketchup to the top of the music
charts will not sort out this political turmoil
through voting and expressing their so-called
opinions on things. Clearly any solution involves
keeping the British sheeple far away from the
polls at any given moment.
A strong and
stable leadership indeed. More like a tottering
troop of tormented twits suffering conversion
disorder.
This seems to
be exactly what the British people want - to be
simultaneously in and out of the E.U., to enjoy
all the advantages both ways, yet suffer none of
the disadvantages. Let's face it, the British
people are spoilt. They have never really got
over the Empire. Even when they were in the
E.U. that is what they had anyway, a Schrodinger's
membership of the E.U. since they never committed
their currency to the deal. The British just
wanted all that wine and cheese. Whatever the
British wanted, the E.U. gave them. No wonder
Europeans are sick of them. Their hopes of a
planned exit are about as realistic as their
dream of bringing home the Football World Cup -
cute and pathetic yet vaguely telling of raging
neurosis. If I emigrate to Britain I am an "immigrant".
I emigrate. Yet when the British come over to our
part of the world, they are "ex-pats".
It's different for them you see. They are spoiled
and entitled. Did you catch their delusion? They
are British and the world owes them an existence.
So does Europe apparently.
Don't panic!
Don't panic! Dad's army is back in command.
Apparently no
woman in Britain at the moment is safe from Boris
Johnson. Is he even focussed on Brexit? I think
we all know what Boris is focussed on and it
seems to involve the opposite of exits. Why any
sane woman would want to shelter under his dodgy
barnet, heaven only knows. Well there you are -
the fact that Boris Johnson is involved in any
sort of sexual conquest whatsoever is symptomatic
of a general public malaise involving delusion,
insecurity, impulse control disorder, conversion
disorder, dissociative identity disorder, sexual
dysfunction, a fetish for bicycle clips and
generally being stupid as well as poorly informed.
What ever
happened to Nigel Farage? Oh that's right, he was
the exit king. He left you all stranded didn't he?
Nice one Einstein.
So this is the
Britain of today. This is what is left.
Look of course
Britain is not what it used to be. That's because
we got rid of slavery, you great twats. How did
you think Britain became Great by the way? It
certainly wasn't the gammon.
How did it all
become the fault of the Labour Party? I am
speechless. Corbyn in 1975 was fairly clear on
entry to the E.U. He didn't want to go in. He is
clear on what he now wants for Britain -
unusually in the British parliament. Why is he
then blamed for the actions of conservative
addlepates who put Britain in only to then take
it out like some demented Hokey Cokey? Do you
remember Black Wednesday and the ERM? That was
John Major, not Labour. Corbyn's view seems
fairly clear - you had a vote now deal with it.
Jeremy Corbyn is naughty apparently because he is
disturbed by the killing of Palestinian children.
Perhaps this is because Britain yearns to become
the Palestine of Europe and then to experience
wholesale financial slaughter for themselves. I
have no doubt there will be tunnels.
This is
exactly what happened to we down under at
Gallipoli. A bunch of dim-witted Toffs ordered us
up a hill to be randomly shot at. We trusted
their judgement and have never been the same
since. Blame the class system. These public
school pillow biters have no clue whatsoever
about what they are doing. Yet the British cannot
stop voting for them because that is what they
have been programmed to do. I would hazard a
guess and say that Gallipoli was an excellent
result compared to Shrexit, since it was all over
in a matter of months and casualties were limited
to the tens of thousands. The misery of Schrexit
on the other hand will drag on for decades and
involve every corner of Old Blighty.
It is not fair
to compare Schrexit with the sinking of the
Titanic. The Titanic had life rafts and good
music. Ah well, at least the Reliant will be
making a solid comeback.
Meanwhile
Britain cannot sort out her relationship with
Ireland, let alone deal with Europe. The United
Kingdom indeed. Let's face it, it has only been
20 years since bombs were going off, so I suggest
that the British people speak to the Maori in
regards to tribal unification. After all the
Maori put their guns down and got on with it some
140 years ago.
I don't even
live in Britain and I am sick of hearing about it.
You did all this. Just get it over with now. If
you are nice we might send you butter.
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