My Wife
Understands Me
by Kevin Synnott
Several years
ago when I was 64 years old I said to my wife,
"Regis, I am thinking about getting a tattoo.
I am also considering buying a HOG, a Harley-Davidson
motorcycle." I added, "Yes, that's
right and you can ride on the back and be my old
lady." She asked, "What do you really
want?" I said, "a flagpole." She
said, "ok." Later, I got on my knees
and thanked God that my plan worked. It is a
great flagpole with a light.
Speaking about
knees (see above), I was in a car accident when I
was in my early twenties. I walk with an obvious
limp as a result. Fortunately for me, five years
ago I was diagnosed with arthritis in the knee of
my other leg. I walk with a limp as a result of
the pain in that knee. Now that I limp on both
legs it appears that I walk normally.
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