An Internal
Investigation
by Stephen Philip Druce
I went for a
prostate check. It was a rigorous examination. So
rigorous in fact, that the doctor got her head
stuck in my ass.
I was faced
with a dilemma - how could I remove her before
she suffocated?.
I recalled my
days in the army, and decided to carry out a
military style rescue.
I got on my
hands and kness - like I'd done in training, and
slowly crawled out of the doctor's room -
dragging the doctor with me until we reached the
waiting room.
I recruited
two people waiting there. I yelled "attention!
- the doctor is stuck in my ass!. I want you to
pull her out and that's an order!. You hold her
left leg and you hold her right leg and pull
alternatively ok?. Left right! left right! left
right!".
Finally after
much endeavour the doctor was freed.
"What's
the verdict on my prostate?" I asked the
doctor.
"I don't
know - I was facing the wrong way" she said.
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