Wildest
by Doug Hawley
Interviewer:
Good evening America, welcome to Celebrity Chat,
this is Jason Atkins interviewing Terri Tight,
pornstar, on her book: Wildest - Sex and More
Sex on The PCT.
Jason: How are you doing
tonight Terry?
Terry: I’m awesome.
Jason: Terry, what was your name
before you adopted your nom de porn?
Terry: My what?
Jason: The name that you
were born with.
Terry: I was Sally Schlitt.
Jason: What do you to say
about claims that you ripped off the book, Wild?
Terry: Absolutely false.
First she only hiked part of the trail. I
walked the whole trail. Second, that
wannabe had sex once all the way from California
to the Oregon border despite carrying a bunch of
condoms. Pitiful. I had sex 200 times,
or about once every 20 miles. Not only that,
but I’ve got the pictures and all the
pertinent info on my partners – stats where
it counts, duration and positions and even
pictures in some cases. Due to privacy
issues I could not name names.
Jason: Tell me about your
documentary of the same name.
Terry: As with the book,
better in every way than “Wild.”
Jason: I understand that
the movie budget was just $111,563.67.”
Terry: I hope that you
aren’t some philistine that equates artistic
value with dollars spent.
Jason: Of course not.
But don’t some of those guys look like known
porn actors rather than hikers?
Terry: Why are you able to
identify particular male porn actors?
Jason: I’ll let that
go.
Jason: About the sex.
How did you find that many guys able to perform
after a hard day on the trail?
Terry: It wasn’t only
after a hard day on the trail. A lot of the
time we took advantage of morning wood. But
when you are open minded like I am, and look and
smell like I do, it’s easy to find willing
partners.
Jason: Speaking of
your looks, I notice that your hair color and
shape look a lot different than they did twenty
years ago when your adventure took place.
What’s up with that?
Terry: A lot of women
color their hair and get some surgery. As
the song goes “You don’t want to be A
cup in the XXX world.
Jason: Odd, I had not
heard that song.
Jason: You have some
critics that say you did not hike the whole trail.
They cite the fact that all of your pictures and
scenes are close to junctions next to highways.
Terry: Easy to explain.
That’s as close as I could get the
photographers. They are a bunch of wimps
that could not hack it on a real trail.
Jason: Did you write the
book yourself?
Terry: Damn right. I
have a high school education. Some people
just like to dump on adult actresses.
Jason: Let’s expand
on that. How do you compare adult films
with mainstream cinema?
Terry: The adult world is
so much better. Mainstream can spend $100,000,000
on a movie, take months to film it, and turn out
a pile of crap money loser. We shoot in a
week for a few thousand and never lose money.
In mainstream, guys are the bosses 90% of the
time. In adult, women rule. The guys
are just tools. Oops, did I say that?
Anyway, you get the idea.
People dump on the plot and actors in porn, but
have you ever seen a porn movie about cars that
turn into robots? Could Brad Pitt maintain
an erection for fifteen minutes while servicing
three different women who may smell bad or have
the flu? Could Meryl Streep simulate five
orgasms with three men and two women in six
different positions? Now which do you think
is better, porn or straight?
Jason: Well, you’ve
certainly given us a lot to think about.
Jason: So how is the
career, and what effect has Wildest had
on your career?
Terry: As you may know,
cougar porn is booming, and I just barely qualify
as a cougar. I’m now number one in
that subgenre. Wildest has had
great cross media synergy, or so my agent told me.
My movies have brought readers to the book, and
my readers are now looking for my movies.
Like many successful actors, I’m moving into
directing and writing.
Jason: It looks like it’s
time to go to commercial. Terry, thanks a
bunch for dropping by, and good luck on your dual
career.
Terry: Thanks for having
me, and see you at the movies. Check out
CineMax for the softcore versions and go to Vivid
for the hardcore DVDs.
Jason: Next up, porn
critic Carey Corsette.
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