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When The Skipper
by Joanna M. Weston

wants a kipper
with its flipper
for a tripper
from the chipper
dip your dipper
in bubbling oil
then don’t recoil
from sleek turmoil
nor let parboil
or it will spoil
before your plate
receives the weight
of ocean freight
to masticate
your dearest wish
one tasty dish
of deep-fried fish