watch Pleiades leap
Hesperus caper
Aldebaran shimmy

all the fun of the space
age    a star-studded
nebula-encrusted programme
set out in macrocosm
for your entertainment
with black holes to consume you
while red giants
and asteroid belts
will keep you safe

terrestrial globes extra
for an astronomic fee
all before the price soars
through the stratosphere