Health Survey
by Doug Hawley
A few years ago I got a
letter from my health care provider that I would
get a phone survey in a few days. Sure
enough, I did.
It started with some
questions about physical ability, such as “Can
you walk across the room?” The mental
ones followed. “Do you think that
people are after you?” Since I didn’t
want the questioner to join the gang that was
pursuing me, I said no.
My favorite question was
next “Do you think that you have superpowers?”
A few minutes later after
an extended period of rolling around the floor
laughing, I said no again, because I didn’t
want my secret identity revealed.
The questions and answers
are largely true.
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