Dear Abby
by Steve Slavin
Dear
Abby was the most widely read and longest running
advice column ever written.
Here is how Abigail Van Buren might have
responded to anxious New Yorkers who found
themselves on the cutting edge of the Sexual
Revolution in the late 1960s.
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DEAR ABBY:
A woman never pays
on a date? Right? That’s the way I was
brought up. So let me ask you: on a date, should
a woman ever agree to go Dutch?
DEAR DUTCH-TREATER:
Only if she has no
intention of sleeping with her date. These are
the sixties, honey! Better to be known as a
“sleep-around” than a “gold-digger.”
No one respects a “gold-digger.”
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DEAR ABBY:
Is a girl who goes
to a guy’s house for dinner obligated to
sleep with him?
DEAR DINNER GUEST:
Are you going
there for the cooking? Seriously, sweetie, if you
aren’t, you’ll certainly make a bad
impression.
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DEAR ABBY:
Over the last few
weeks I’ve had three women over for dinner.
But none of them slept with me. What should I do
to get better results?
DEAR COOK:
You must be quite
a cook! My advice: Don’t feed them until
they’ve paid for their meal.
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DEAR ABBY:
I’ve gone out
with this guy a couple of times, but I’m not
that attracted to him. When should I sleep with
him?
DEAR NOT-THAT-ATTRACTED:
You have been
leading him on. Etiquette dictates that a woman
should sleep with a man by the second date. If
not, you’ll get a bad reputation.
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DEAR ABBY:
I’m sleeping
with four different women. Is there anything wrong
with that?
DEAR ROMEO:
Wrong with what?
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