Now That's Short
Humour! - Vol. 1
by Bart Van
Goethem
The
End of Peeping Tom
"Hm,"
the doctor mumbled, "looks like an eye
infection."
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The
Small Book of Self-Deprecation
"I suck."
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The
Secret Life of Henry VIII
Gay.
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Memoirs
of an Uninteresting Man
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The
Day of the Empty Newspapers
"How are
we going to report on this giant ink scarcity,
John?"
"I don't
know, Jack, I don't now."
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The
Pavement Killer
"Three
kilos of bananas, please."
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The
Gay Yeti
"Is it
true? Did you catch the Yeti?"
"Yes,
indeed, I did."
"Can I
see him? Where is he?
"Getting
a manicure."
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The
Empty Agenda
"How
about using some cologne," his mother
suggested gently.
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The
Teachings of Lao Chow, the Bitchy Zen Master
"One is
always free to make one's own mistakes - but don't
come crying back to me when things don't work out."
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Socrates.
The Difficult Early Years
"You must
question everything."
"Oh yeah?"
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The
Man Who Was Entirely Made Out of Guilt
"Sorry,
my fault."
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The
Biographer Who Hated His Subject
"On the
21st of July 1972, the rotten bastard was born."
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The
Art of Procrasti
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Murphy's
Law
"Fuck
Murphy's LaAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!"
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The
Loneliness of the Short Distance Runner
"I get
lonely really quickly."
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The
Lethargic Poet
"One line,
is that it?"
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My
Life as an Art Critic, 1984-1996
"It's all
a load of bollocks, actually."
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Bears
with Wings
"Now
there's one more thing you need to know,"
the Park Ranger said.
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