Beep Beep Stop
Beep
by Mike Epifani
Pete Silva had
a problem.
He enjoyed
talking dirty in bed, he was just terrified to do
so.
He didn’t
really have a need or want for the woman to
respond back. He enjoyed brief dirty talk on his
end to make the whole experience seem more
pornographic and animalistic but was content
quickly and until completion. He found the sound
of his own voice awkward and his physique a weak
backing to such masculine confidence. He was at a
loss to how he could accomplish his desire
without compromising his comfort.
Then, one day,
after years of sleepless nights and cold sweats,
Pete Silva finally came up with a solution.
He learned
morse code.
Now, when
he’s fingering a woman during foreplay, he
can send her a dirty telegraph, and she’s
none the wiser.
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