When they do it in Hants, they remove their pants.
If it happens in Lancs, there's an exchange of thanks.
It can happen in Yorks, but less action than talks.
Exciting in Notts, where there's multiple shots.
And in poor parts of Beds it can happen in sheds.
A relaxed way in Surrey because there's no hurry.
And puzzles in Kent where it's usually bent.
Uncertain in Wilts with adulterous guilts.
And no better in Shrops where it's soft and it flops.
In Leicester there's fester.
In Staffs – many gaffes.
In Glos its a toss.
Lincs? Stinks!

We shall not ask what they enjoy in Bucks!