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Six Feet Deep
by Eric Victor Neagu

A man in a coffin six feet deep is disappointed in the clothes he is wearing.

A dog in a coffin six feet deep wonders about his next meal.

A cat in a coffin six feet deep is suspicious of the dog next door.

The man in the coffin six feet deep wishes he could play with the dog, but not the cat.

The dog in the coffin six feet deep is more interested in chasing the cat than playing with the man.

The cat in the coffin six feet deep has some concerns about the dog and would like to go to the man for protection.

Unfortunately, the man in the coffin six feet deep is allergic to cats.