Love Songs For
Long-Married Couples
by Roz Warren
and Janet Golden
When the two
of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the
pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s
kindergarten play to enjoy his fleeting
appearance as Snow Flake Number Seven, the songs
you first fell in love to may still be on the
radio but they no longer seem to apply. Instead,
a few Love Songs For Long-Married Couples:
Every Little
Thing She Does Is Menopausal
I Got You and Erectile Dysfunction, Babe
My Heart Will Go On, Now That I’ve Got This
Pacemaker
Baby I Love Your Hot Flashes
Total Eclipse of The Hip
I Will Always Love You, Even When You Steal The
Blankets
Maybe I’m Amazed That I Still Remember Your
Name
Time after Time You Remove Your Dentures
Killing Me Softly With His Snoring
All You Need is Bran
When A Man Loves A Woman He Invests Wisely In a
401(k)
Love Me Tender I’ve Got Brittle Bones
It’s only Love (That Keeps Me From Throwing
Out That Old Barcalounger)
I Want You To Want Me To Buy A New Prius.
Wonderful Tonight. And Tomorrow Night. (See?
Leftovers Aren’t That Bad.)
First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Was in 1968
How Deep Is your Love Because I Can’t Reach
that Top Shelf
Love To Love You Baby But Not After 9:30
Heartbreak Hotel Has Better Rates With A Senior
Discount
You Are The Sunshine of My Life and I’m
Using SPF 30.
You’re The one That I Want To Go Down And
Make The Coffee
Love Will Keep us Together Because It Sure
Isn’t Your Cooking
I Will Survive Your Cooking
Fly Me To The Moon So I Can Avoid Your Cooking
Feels So Right To Get Chinese Take Out
Three Times A Lady Called About That Insurance
Policy
Let’s Get It On Before The Early Bird
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