I Read A Blog
Today, Oh Boy
by Roz Warren
and Richard Bready
We Boomers (and our elders)
grew up in a world of land lines, rotary phones,
newspapers and snail mail. (Some of us even
remember Western Union!) Now that these things
are becoming obsolete, the pop songs that
referred to them are also in danger of becoming
obsolete. To prevent this calamity and keep the
music of our youth relevant, we’ve updated a
few of these song titles:
I Just Skyped To Say I Love
You
Rikki Don’t Lose That
Hashtag
Gonna Sit Right Down and
Send Myself an Email
Return to Spammer
Please, Mr. UPS Guy
Take an Email, Maria
Help Me, Reverse Lookup, I
need Memphis Tennessee
London Texting
The Dangling IM
Love Tweets in the Sand
Signed Saved Hit Send (
I’m Yours)
Hanging on the Iphone5
Tweet Me!
Wichita Microwave Mast
Maintenance Mechanic
All My Sexting
How long will be it before
these updated versions too become obsolete? The
answer, my friends, is blogging in the wind.
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