Congratulations
On Your New Diagnosis
(Greeting Cards
For People With Mental Health Problems)
by Roz Warren,
Isaac Blum and Kate Stone
Happy birthday
to you and all of your personalities.
Hope The Folks
Who Are Out To Get You Fail.
Deepest
Sympathy for the Loss of your Imaginary Friend.
Happy
Anniversary to you and the Cuisinart whose
commands rule your life.
Roses are Red/Violets
are Blue/The DSM 5/Is All About You
Enjoy your
trip to Narnia!
Just Wondering
- Did you turn the door knob the correct number
of times when you left your house this morning?
Congratulations
on Skyping With God.
So Glad
You’re My Friend! Hope nothing happens to
you on Your Way To Work!
Here’s
hoping the voices in your head always say nice
things.
Congratulations!
You alone, out of all of humanity, have been
chosen to Survive the Coming Apocalypse.
So glad
you’re out of lock-up. May all your dreams
come true!
Thinking of
You: Sure hope that odd little growth on your
back is benign!
So Happy To
Hear That You’re Expecting and That The
Baby’s Dad is Brad Pitt.
You’re
the Center of the Universe? Mazel Tov!
Sorry
you’ve been down. There’s nothing you
can do about it and nothing to live for anyway!
Happy July
Fourth! Hope this is the year Everyone finally
Recognizes that you Really Are Betsy Ross.
A New Bundle
of Joy! Just What Your Caseworker Needs --
A Challenging New Generation.
Feel Better
Soon. Your Next Disease is Right Around the
Corner.
Congrats on
your acquittal. Hope they never figure out where
you stashed the bodies.
Welcome To The
Neighborhood. We’re All Watching You!
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