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Why . . .
by Michael C. Keith

do people close their eyes when they kiss?

do people laugh when frightened?

do people hurt the ones they love?

do people repeat the same mistakes?

do people drive without seatbelts?

do people ignore their doctor’s advice?

do people get drunk and drive?

do people sneeze at the sun?

do people talk to themselves?

do people pluck their eyebrows?

do people hope for things they can’t get?

do people laugh at farts?

do people on diets load their plates?

do people wear high heels?

do people ignore the facts?

do people order extra bread and leave it?

do people flirt with danger?

do people ask stupid questions?