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Why?
by Michael C. Keith

Why do people close their eyes when they kiss? 

Why do people laugh when frightened?

Why do people hurt the ones they love?

Why do people repeat the same mistakes?

Why do people drive without seatbelts?

Why do people ignore their doctor’s advice?

Why do people get drunk and drive?

Why do people sneeze at the sun?

Why do people talk to themselves?

Why do people pluck their eyebrows?

Why do people with money shoplift?

Why do people hope for things they can’t get?

Why do people laugh at farts?

Why do people dieting ask for seconds?

Why do people wear high heels?

Why do people ignore the facts?

Why do people order extra bread and leave it? 

Why do people flirt with danger?

Why do people ask stupid questions?