The Intransitive
by Michael C.
Keith
Eugene Salisbury had his
office moved three times, and when it was
announced that he would have to move yet again,
he confronted his boss.
Why do I have to move
again? he inquired.
To which his boss replied,
Excuse me, but who are you, anyway?
You mean you dont
even know who I am? asked Eugene.
Well, how could I?
Every time I come to your office, theres
someone different there.
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