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The Early Culinary Experiences of Hannibal Lecter
by Michael C. Keith

“I ate its face.”

“What?”

“The roasted pig . . . I ate its face.”

“Did you enjoy it?”

“I prefer lamb.”

“Why?”

“It goes better with a nice Chianti.”

Silence followed.