Millennial
Geography
by Michael C.
Keith
Where
ignorance is bliss,
‘Tis
folly to be wise.
–– Thomas Gray
He thinks
Fargo is only a movie.
She thinks Dubai is an
invitation to shop.
He thinks London is in New
England.
She thinks the South is
north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
He thinks New York City is
across the Ohio River.
She thinks you can drive to
Bermuda.
He thinks the Netherlands
is in Disney World.
She thinks Greenland is
really green.
He thinks India is a Native
American tribe.
She thinks the capitol of
Paris is France.
He thinks Iowa borders
Oregon.
She thinks Bollywood is in
California.
He thinks Alabama is in South
America.
She thinks Illinois is
pronounced Ill-ah-noise.
He thinks the Mexican
Border was a Spanish bookstore.
She thinks The Great Wall
of China is an Asian restaurant.
He thinks Budapest is an
insect repellent.
She thinks Cologne, Germany,
is a fragrance.
He thinks Venus is a city
in Italy crisscrossed by a series of cannolis.
She thinks Tiananmen Square
is a board game.
He thinks the Black Sea is
in Africa.
They think GPS is Geography.
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