Bird with one wing . . .
Rock in transition . . .
Wet and humid desert . . .
Triangle with four sides . . .
Dysfunctional functionary . . .
Generous miser . . .
New car with rust . . .
Satisfied cynic . . .
Planned accident . . .
Bible missing Genesis . . .
Healthy cigarette . . .
Pageless book . . .
Good time in ICU . . .
Nun at a disco . . .
Single crutch . . .
Bestseller no one bought . . .
Nap while sleeping . . .
Wedding with no vows . . .
Deaf telephone operator . . .
Shadow and no surface . . .
Ghost against haunting . . .
Wave that doesn’t roll . . .
Shrill Stradivarius . . .
Gentle hurricane . . .
Bumper and no fender . . .
One-armed octopus . . .
Keyboard sans screen . . .
Missile and no enemy . . .
Motionless mobile . . .
Silent thunderstorm . . .
Flawed masterpiece . . .
Rose missing petals . . .
One channel television . . .
Palm tree in Alaska . . .
Killer and no victim . . .
Lawn without soil . . .
Bloodless hemorrhage  . . .
Child who won’t play . . .
Bell with no chime . . .
Dieting glutton . . .
Talkative monk . . .
Slow cheetah . . .
Peaceful war . . .
Compassionate hater . . .
Legless centipede . . .
Disease that cares . . .
Cat with eight lives . . .
List with no purpose . . .