Life's Profound
Questions
by Michael C.
Keith
Do fish prefer to be deep-fried,
baked, or consumed raw?
Does the Bird of Paradise live in
Detroit?
Can toes be taught to clip their own
nails?
Does weather laugh at meteorologists?
Will cancer ever be used to improve
the quality of life?
Does the Earth feel pressure at its
core?
Can warts be made to look attractive?
Is the cactus community aware it is
full of pricks?
Where can rats find a place they are
loved?
Can flies be programmed to eat one
another?
Does a political party exist that
respects both sides of an issue?
Is famine ever truly fulfilling?
Does asphalt like to be driven over?
Why do alligators taste like chicken?
When does a poem really write itself?
Does granite ever feel weak?
Are slugs enjoying themselves?
What kind of food does thought like?
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