THE DR.
PHILBILLY SHOW - Hey Little Fella
by Wayne Carlan
Ok…We
have two Poodle dogs and my boys just got two new
puppies. The Poodles are inside dogs so it’s
been my job to let them out of the house first
thing in the morning for a while now. Not sure
how I got the job. I didn’t apply for it,
but somehow it’s mine.. The two new dogs
will be outside dogs but since they are puppies
they are inside for the time being. This one
morning, I stumble out of bed half asleep in my
Tweety Bird Boxers and went to let the dogs out.
I opened the door and they all ran out like a
rocket.
It’s not
even daylight yet and I haven’t turned on
any lights. As I turn from the door and start
back to bed for just a few more minutes of sleep
before I wake completely up, I notice that one of
the puppies didn’t go out. He’s just
sitting there in the corner chillin’ out
which is very unusual for any dog at 5 a.m. I
call him and he don’t move, just sits there
looking at me. So I sleep walk over to the lazy
thing with one eye open and the other half closed
and pick him up to bring him outside. I said
“hey little fella, you‘ve put on a
little weight.”
As I go to put
him down my eyes begin to adjust and I realize I
had picked up a daaaaang Opossum!!! What the heck?
Son of a gun must have slept in the house and the
dogs never even barked, not one time! They should
have just called the daaang zoo and had a
sleepover. Now, for you guys that just don’t
get what I am saying, let me break it down for
you. I Picked up a Opossum! Petted it! Talked to
it! And took it out to pee! Craaaaaaaaaap! This
day just got off to a real good start!
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