Mona Mona Mona Moo

Mona Mona Mona moo
I do not wish to insult you
You're not a cow and your pretty too  
Sha ba sha ba sha ba doo 
Mona Mona Mona My
Who first said that 
It was sure not I
I call you sweet kind Susie Q.

~**~

I Never Saw A Ghost 

I never saw a ghost 
But that proves not  a thing  
I've never been to Puru
But it is, I believe 
I have seen a kite
But never seen the air
I always see my wife
Even when she's not here  

~**~

I Blew Out The Candles

I blew out the candles 
On my birthday cake
Then I dug in eating 
Till I got a belly ache 
Then after a bit
I went down to get 
Some ginger ail
Or some hyper-conduit 
I went to the doctor who told me
Eating candles is not ought to be 
So I promised him 
That I would do
absolutely anything that
he told me too 
And doctors have seances of humor 
He said "six hundred dollars ought cover the fee 
And nil I rescued for my eland 
he stood and stared at me.

~**~

Dogs Don't Grow From Seeds 

Dogs don't grown from seeds 
Cows don't grow like weeds 
Bats don't wade in water 
And cats do not have a father  

~**~