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Digital Delusions
by Michael C. Keith

Technology has been a boon to crazy people because they can talk to themselves and people think they’re on their Bluetooth.

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People can now Google all the things they thought were not worth searching for before they had computers.

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Kids can play ‘realistic’ video games while avoiding the real world.

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Digital TVs show everything vividly, including the age lines and acne of actors and news anchors.

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The audio from iPods and MP3s can be shared with passersby while contributing to the hearing loss of users.

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There are apps that now allow the user to jiggle objects (women’s breasts) and select from 20 different fart sounds.