Hookers, Hobos
and Hustlers
by Scott Wilson
“Great
party, Thomas,” Jektol, the three-headed
alien said.
“Yes, top
marks,” Ingalenstool, the lizard-headed
creature added. “But why do all of these
themed parties have the female in a derogatory
role. I mean Hookers for the females and Hustlers
for the males?”
“Well,”
Thomas said. “In the early history of Earth,
the males dominated politics, the workplace, and
society in general. I suppose they liked the idea
of having a party where the ladies wore as little
clothes as possible. You know, to give them
another power high.”
“Did the
females ever hold themed parties later on when
they gained the equality that they fought for?”
Jektol said.
“No, not
really. You see, the balance of nature always
seemed to have the female ratio a lot higher than
that of their male counterparts. They never had
the need to use their power or status to get a
man.”
“That
doesn’t make sense,” Ingalenstool said.
“If there were more women, then wouldn’t
that mean that men would have had more partners
to choose from, not the other way around?”
“In
theory, that is correct my friend. But men were
also born with a much higher libido and sex drive
than women. Men always seemed to need to have a
partner for their physical needs, where women
seemed to be able to go through their whole lives
without bothering to have sex unless they wanted
to have children.”
“That
makes sense,” Jektol said. “Men had
more partners to choose from but in reality, they
had much less of a choice.”
“Exactly,
Jektol.”
“But that
still doesn’t make sense?” Ingalenstool.
“Why would the women dress up in skimpy
clothes to attract a man, if they had no desire
for a sexual relationship?”
“Back to
the balance of power, my friend,” Thomas
said. “Women had a commodity that men wanted,
themselves. Some women would degrade themself to
a sexual object so that they could gain a
relationship with a man of wealth and power, to
have a better quality of life. In the early Earth
history, a woman was not able to amass a fortune
by themselves, and even when widowed, they often
lost their inheritance to a male in the family.”
“I’m
surprised that the women didn’t start a
violent revolution sooner,” Ingalenstool
said. “How could they stand being so
oppressed?”
“Balance
of power, my friend...”
“Hey,
hooker!” yelled a female lizard headed
creature. “Over here, pleasure me now!”
“I have
to go,” Thomas said. “Like I just said,
it’s all about the balance of power.”
Thomas
adjusted his corset and garter, and then pranced
over to the awaiting creature to perform his duty
as a hooker.
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