Trump's New
Books - A Boon To The World Of Literacy
by Roger Freed
Getting
ready for the day he leaves office (which might
not be far away) President-Select Trump has a
whole host of ghost-written books all ready for
publication to make sure he stays in the public
spotlight long after the Oval Office lights fade.(
Also to make sure the mullah keeps rolling in; he
is getting up there in years, after all.)
Maybe You Can't Fool All The People All The Time,
But I Am Going To Give It a Try Any Way.
The Power of Obnoxiousness- An Awesome Tool To
Becoming To Gaining Power And Becoming Really
Rich.
As President, I Am The Biggest Winner Of All And
You Are All Losers.
How To Pick Up Eastern European Women –
CHEAP!
Buying The Presidency- The Biggest Scam I Ever
Pulled.
How To Be So Hard-boiled That Even If You Fall
Off The Wall You Won't Break Apart Like Humpty-Dumpty
Did'.
Next Step After The Presidency- Taking Over From
God.
Personal Ethics- The Biggest Detriment To Winning
And A Recipe For Losing.
Why Irritate Just New Yorkers When You can
Irritate A Whole Nation?
Not Only Is Trump My Name, It Is Also The Card I
Pull Most During My Presidency
Changing America From A Democracy To A Oligarchy
Single Handedly.
Former Trump books he has made
sequels to:
The sequel to 'The Art Of The Comeback – 'The
Art Of The Comb-back'.
The sequel to 'Great Again' - 'Irritating Again'.
The sequel to 'Think Big' – 'Think Big Boobs'.
The sequel to 'The Art Of The Deal' - 'The
Artlessness Of The Schlemiel'.
The sequel to 'Surviving At The Top'- 'Thriving
At The Top (and being President helps me stay
there!)'.
The sequel to 'Think Like A Billionaire' – 'Do
Business Like A Used Car Salesman'.
The sequel to 'Think Big And Kick Ass' – 'Think
Big And Grab Ass' and 'Getting Others To Kiss Ass'.
The sequel to 'The Way To The Top' – 'The
Way To The Top Using Money My Dad Gave Me'
The sequel to 'Trump 101' – 'Trump 102,
Using The Presidency To Make More Bucks'.
Also another sequel to 'Trump 101'- 'Trump 101,
Now the Only Class Taught At Trump University'.
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