Trump's List Of
Things To Do On His First Day In Office
by Roger Freed
Have Hillary
and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear.
Finalize deal
with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry.
Install a more
'Trump friendly' Director into CIA and have him
assign a whole section to keeping an eye on Ex-President
Obama.
H-bomb
Shanghai to show Chinese he means business. (Those
buttons were installed for a reason and he will
be the first one to have the real guts to use
them, by God!)
Move the White
House to the Virgin Islands so that he can go to
the beach after a days work.
Start a war
somewhere to pick up the economy and give people
a reason to rally around him thereby diverting
attention away from other things like his
bankruptcies and questionable Cabinet picks.
Use same war
to cover other nefarious acts.
Sell Puerto
Rico back to the Spanish because it is full of
foreigners.
Have Melanie
do press conferences in skimpy outfits for him to
keep the press occupied.
Have his kids
set up low key money laundering businesses so
that no one knows he still has a hand in his
corporate enterprises.
Instead of
building a wall on Mexico's border install
millions of land mines. They would be cheaper and
more entertaining for his followers.
Make an offer
to buy Canada because of its oil reserves and
should they refuse, invade them.
Buy Monaco as
a gift and an investment for Baron.
Partition
California into smaller 'states' to dilute their
power and influence.
Using Federal
funds have the Titanic raised and refurbished
into a private Presidential yacht.
Make plans
with his billionaire Cabinet members to set up
the Treasury as a permanent backup cash stockpile
in case any of their businesses fail much like
Bush did in 2008.
Force Vermont
out of the Union for voting blue and for being
the home of Bernie Sanders.
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