Future Trump
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by Roger Freed
Libraries are
a major place for the fake media to place their
destructive materials. After all, the very word 'Library”
begins with “lie”. Something to think
about.
I am smarter and know more than all our
Intelligence Agencies. That fact has been proven
out, like for instance when they said that Putin
was trying to influence our elections. I told
them, “No he isn't! He is a great friend of
mine.” And that shut them up. I am sure they
were astonished.
I am so smart that I think I will adopt the title
'The Most Intelligent Leader.' I think that
sounds right. I will make sure anyone visiting me
will use that phrase to address me.
People ask me why I am chums with dictators like
Putin and Duerte and Erdogan. That is because
they know how to hold a country together. And
that is the only thing that really matters. Right?
So what if they kill a few people along the way?
Why do I write so many books? That is because I
have to make sure people know how great I am.
Plus they give me money for them. What two better
reasons could there be?
I don't see anything wrong with me being a
President for Life. Think how much tax payer
money will be saved from not having an
inauguration every four years.
What is wrong with having more than one wife?
Mormons do it. Muslims do it. Some of those old
guys in the Old Testament did it. You all know
how religious a guy I am; so if they can do it, I
think it is OK with me getting another wife or
two.
I am getting backlash still over things I said
during the Obama era. I still have Dems asking me
if I am from Mars.
I appreciate all of you my supporters who have
been trying to come to Mar-o Lago to visit me.
Just please remember to come around to the back
door please. Unless you have more than $50
million. Then by all means come ring the front
door bell.
A lot of you have been asking why I don't wear my
MAGA hat when I go to meet foreign leaders. That
is because they are classy guys and I have to be
a classy guy when I am with them. Back here when
I am with my fans I can do my regular old blue
collar guy shtick.
I would like to build a wall around Washington, D.C.
to keep the bad actor Democrats out. And I will
make them pay for it.
Many wonder why I support the Israelis instead of
the Palestinians. That is because the Israelis
have more money and power. Duh!!!!
The reason I am getting a divorce from Melania is
because it turns out she is a spy. Remember she
is from Slovenia. I turned her in myself. Don't
worry; I will have a new wife in a few weeks.
I think it should be alright to run more than
just one country. I want to run for President in
Czech Republic because they got these cool
castles and I could buy one. Plus they have great
looking women!
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