China Makes New
'Amusement Park' Out Of Great Pacific Garbage
Patch Trash
by Roger Freed
China, always
eager to better its position both economically
and militarily in the world has taken the Giant
Trash Pile swirling about the currents of the
Pacific Ocean and made an 'amusement park' out of
it.
Starting by
netting all the floating debris together using
fishing boats, then making it more buoyant using
giant floating buoys, they then added light-weight,
floatable concrete to it and eventually even soil,
plants and small trees. They succeeded in making
a floating island out of trash made that floating
island into what some believe is actually a
military base capable of landing long distance
military places.
When
questioned about their intent for this man made
island, Chinese authorities insisted that its
purposes were civil- that the island would be
made into a giant theme park made available to
all people. “We are going to put a giant
roller coaster with a dinosaur section and a
haunted house and all sorts of wonderful rides
for people from all over the world to came and
participate in.” stated Chinese Minister Of
Screwing With Other Countries Wry Sun Of Gunn.
“The best part of it is we can float up to
other countries to make it easier for them to
participate.”
The island,
which they have now named “The Island Of
Peaceful Purpose”, has been worked into a
round shape to keep some control of
maneuverability to it. It has about a fifteen
mile circumference with a seawall twelve feet
high made of high density plastic reinforced by
super strong aluminum girders to keep out high
waves and roving submarinal eyes. It also
contains a number of two story high buildings
suspected by some of being barracks, repair shops
and intelligence gathering facilities. Several
three mile long airstrips dot the middle of the
island.
Concerns have
also been made of the proximity of this island to
the United States and what its real intent is.
West Coasters and Hawaiians are especially
anxious as they are closest to this modern day
Armada. Californians are concerned not so much
from an attack on their state but from a loss of
revenue if the 'Oriental Theme Park ' is for real
and draws revenue away from their world-renowned
Disneyland and Universal Studios Parks. Hawaiians
are worried that they could have a second Pearl
Harbor attack roll right up to their door. “With
the amount of man made garbage floating around in
the sea they could make this island bigger than
any of ours.”
U.S. military
authorities are keeping a close watch on this
development as our those of other Pacific Rim
nations. 'It is really worrisome.” mentioned
the leader of Indonesia. “But then on the
other hand it would be cool to have a floating
entertainment park that can pull right up to your
door!”
On the other
hand, President Duerte of the Philippines
commented that “Isn't it odd that their
version of Pirates of the Caribbean has modern,
long range cannons on the pirate ships instead of
ones from the 1800's?”
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