Blond President
Jokes
by Roger Freed
1.
What is fine dining to the Blond President?
Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald's.
2. Does the Blond President find
a new wife?
He goes to the Walmart Discount East European
Find A Sexy Wife website.
3. What did the Blond President
do to further Democracy in the world?
Made pals with almost every dictator in the
world.
4. How did the Blond Billionaire
President get rid of the new country acquiring
nuclear weapons?
He bought it. But still kept the bombs.
5. How did the Blond President
find his Cabinet.
By sorting through the sieve that the
Washington Swamp drained through.
6. How many Blond Billionaire
Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three- one to order the servant to hold the
ladder, one to order another servant to climb it
and one more to go to the store to get the light
bulb that the Blond President forgot to order.
7. Where did the Blond President
get his hair styled?
At the wig readjusting salon.
8. Why does the Blond President
only have one parachute on Air Force One?
Because he was the only one who was important.
9. How many Billionaire Blond
Presidents does it to take to screw in a light
bulb Version Two?
Four- One to buy the light bulb company, one
to buy the ladder making plant and one to buy the
suite that needs a light bulb. And lastly, one
fool to actually screw it in.
10. How many Blond President's
does it take to run the country?
Believe me, you don't want more than one.
11. Zombies attack the Blond
President, the Grey-haired President and the Dark-haired
President. Which one gets eaten?
The Dark-haired President because he is
probably Italian and has the best tasting brains..The
Blond President has the worst brains so forget
him and the Grey President brains probably taste
like cardboard.
12. Why does the Blond
Billionaire President always win at Monopoly?
Because at the beginning of play he always
buys up the whole board game.
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