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The Sandman Goeth
by Ping Yi Yee

Y-A-W-N.  scratch.  scratch.
Ke-boinng.  AHHhhhh…
 
zzzzzzzz…
meow.
zzzzzz…
MEOW.
zzzz??
Rreow!  MMEOW!!  Hisss!  Rmeoww!
Shhhh!!
Mereowowow!  Roauw!  SCHREOW!
Splash!  Drat!  Missed!
scamper.  scamper.
 
toss and turn.  ahhh…
bzzzz.  bzzz.  bzzzz.
slap.  slap.  slap.
bzzz.  bzz.  bzzz.
slap.  itch.  slap.  slap.
bzzz…  BZZZZZZZ…
Arrgh!  PSST!  Pssst!
bzzz…  whine.
 
ahhhhh…  toss.
rworf.  ruff-ruff.
Zzzz??
Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff!!
groan.
Bow wow!  Bark!  Grr…
AArrrggggghhhhhh!!
Bow ruff!  RUFF ruff wow!!
Take that!  Twang!
Bark-bark-bark!  Rouarf!!
Twang!  Ping!  Twing!
Bark!  Howl!
Heh-heh-heh.
 
toss.  toss and turn.  yawn.
tick-tock.
yaawwnn…
tick-tock.  Tick-Tock.  TIC…
Arrrrggghh!!!  Whizz!  Slam!
Bang!  Crack!  tinkle.  boinngg.
crinkle.  boinnnggg.
 
toss and turn.  toss.  yawn…
ahhh…
 
COCKADOODLEDOO!!!