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The Ol' Perfesser
by Don Drewniak

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - - Casey Stengel

Casey Stengel broke into major league baseball with the Brooklyn Dodgers as a right fielder near the end of the 1912 season. He played full-time with the Dodgers through 1917 with his best season being 1914 with a batting average of .316 and a league leading on base percentage of .404.

Following numerous pay related battles with the owner of the Dodgers, he was traded to the Pittsburg Pirates in 1918. Stengel joined the U.S. Navy instead of reporting to the Pirates. Upon the conclusion of World War I, he returned to major league baseball.

Stengel's pay disputes continued resulting in his being traded to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1919 and New York Giants in 1921. His MLB career ended in May 1925 with the Boston Braves and a respectable lifetime batting average of .284.

He always enjoyed a good laugh throughout his 55 years in baseball. During his playing days, he was a master of practical jokes. To wit, he was heavily booed upon his return to Brooklyn in 1919 subsequent to his having been traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates by the Dodgers. As Stengel slowly walked to homeplate for his first at bat, he tipped his cap to the booing crowd. A bird that he had managed to put into the cap was sitting on his head. The boos turned to laughter as the bird flew to freedom.

While with the Giants, it was his good fortune to have the legendary John McGraw as his manager. McGraw managed the Giants from 1902 to 1932, winning 2,763 games against 1,948 losses. Included were three World Series championships.

Stengel's time spent with McGraw paved the way for his second career, that of a flamboyant MLB manager beginning with the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1934. His time with the Dodgers terminated with the close of the 1936 season and three consecutive losing seasons. The Dodgers finished 6th, 5th and 7th in the eight team National League.

Seeking work during the Great Depression, my father, Jan F. Drewniak, moved from his hometown of Fall River, Massachusetts to Brooklyn in 1933 at age sixteen. The following is from his book, The Junk Picker, published posthumously in 2012:

From the day I stepped off the train that brought me to New York, my goal was to save as much money as possible. My two extravagances were going to movie theaters once or twice a week and watching the Dodgers play at Ebbets Field when they were in town on weekends. During the 1933 and 1934 seasons, the Bums lost more games than they won, but the games were always great entertainment. Watching Casey Stengel come out of the dugout during his first year as manager in 1934 to argue with an umpire was as exciting as a rare Dodgers' win.

Stengel returned to the majors in 1938 as manager of the Boston Braves through 1943. His only winning season was his first with 77 wins and 75 losses. In total, he had 373 wins and 491 losses. It was back to minor league managing where his teams fared better than had his major league teams.

The turning point came in October 1948 when he was hired by the Yankees. His teams finished first in the American League from 1949 through 1954, never winning less than 95 games in what were 154 game seasons. The Yankees also won the World Series all five of those years beating the Dodgers three times and the Phillies and Giants.

They dropped to second behind the Cleveland Indians in 1954 despite a 103 win season. It was back to first-place the next four years, with two more World Series victories. Nine first place finishes and seven World Series championships in ten years can best be described with one word incredible.

From 92 wins and first place in 1958, the Yankees tumbled to 79 wins and third place in 1959 (their poorest record since 1925). They finished fifteen games behind the first place Chicago White Sox and ten behind the second place Cleveland Indians.

As a kid, I watched a fair number of Yankees-Red Sox games in the 1950s via television. Stengel never failed to draw thunderous boos from Red Sox fans and cheers from a surprisingly large number of Yankees fans when he emerged from the visitor's dugout in Fenway Park. His arguments with umpires were always great theater.

It was back to the top of the American League in 1960 with 97 wins and an eight-game margin over the second place Baltimore Orioles. The World Series went to seven games against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Stengel was widely criticized for starting Art Ditmar in game one instead of the team's longtime ace, Whitey Ford. Ditmar failed to finish the first inning in a Pirates' win and was kayo'd in the second inning of the fifth game in another win by the Pirates. Meanwhile, Ford pitched shutouts in games three and six.

Unfortunately for Stengel and the Yankees, Ford could not pitch game seven as he might have if he had pitched games one and either four or five. The Pirates beat the Yankees 10-9 in game seven. Stengel, then 70, was widely criticized for not starting Ford in game one and deemed by many to be too old to successfully manage the team.

Upon returning to New York following the loss of the World Series, Stengel was informed that his contract would not be renewed. He requested that it be announced at a press conference. The request was granted and he appeared at an October 18th press conference with Dan Topping, part owner and team president.

Topping sidestepped press questions as to whether Stengel had been fired. Stengel took over the microphone and said, Quit, fired, whatever you please. I don't care. Topping then stated that Stengel was been fired because of his age.

He spent 1961 away from baseball turning down managerial offers from the Detroit Tigers, San Francisco Giants and Los Angeles Angels.

The New York Mets, a National League expansion team that had yet to play a game, hired him as manager in October 1961. His first year ended with 40 wins against 120 losses and a last place finish in the National League. Only one team in MLB history amassed more losses in one season, the 1899 Cleveland Spiders with 134.

About his 1962 Mets, he once asked, Can't anyone play this here game? The team fared little better with last place finishes in 1963 and 1964. As in 1962, the Mets lost over 100 games both years.

July 24, 1965: Over 36,000 fans attended Mets' Shea Stadium to see a two-inning Old-Timers Day game between retired Dodgers and Giants players followed by a doubleheader against the Philadelphia Phillies. Little did they know that the second game 5-1 loss by the Mets would turn out to be the last time Casey Stengel would manage the Mets.

It was announced the following day that he had a fractured hip requiring surgery. Legend has it that the fracture was the result of falling off a bar stool. While it was hoped by a large number of fans that the Ol' Perfesser, as he had come to be known, would return to managing the Mets, it was not to be. After talking to his wife and doctor, Stengel called George Weiss, the general manager of the Mets, on August 25th and told him that he was retiring. The Mets announced the retirement five days later. Thus ended his 55 years in baseball.

Warren Spahn broke into the majors at the tail end of 1942 with the Boston Braves managed by Stengel. He returned to the Braves in 1946 after three years of World War II military service. Spahn proceeded to pitch for the Braves through 1964, both before and after the team moved to Milwaukee. His final year in the big leagues was 1965 when he pitched for Stengel's Mets and the San Francisco Giants at age 44. He won 363 games in the majors, the sixth most all-time. Cy Young tops the list with 511 wins.

Alluding to the fact that he pitched both before and after Stengel had his phenomenal run managing the Yankees, Spahn quipped that he was the only player to pitch for Stengel before and after he was a genius.

The Ol' Perfesser spent a substantial amount of time during the final decade of his life attending baseball games and baseball related events. He passed away in 1975 two months after his 85th birthday.

Gems from the Ol' Perfesser

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work.

Never make bad predictions, especially about the future.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

He (Lyndon B. Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.