Travis (Karma)

Searching for a boy for the hell of it
One with a moustache, big as an elephant
One who can make a first down 
'Cause I care, he'll be right there
Making defenders miss running everywhere 
He will score a touchdown 

He'll like my end zone, know what I mean
We'll both make the crowds scream 

Now Travis is my boyfriend
Travis plays football
Travis has a really really cute cute tight end 
Travis can do it all
He has soft hands, will catch a pass from me
He's my Chief lover expressing glee 
Lonely days have been tackled by him
Flexing his arms like a big monkey 
Me and Travis got funky 

NFL I am there
I'm cheering Travis jumping in the air
Super star meets football crowd 
Travis scores it's so nice 
They show me on TV once twice and thrice 
There's no flags on the ground

My love inhibitions are melting 
By eighty seven Kelce 

Now Travis is my boyfriend
Travis plays football
Travis has a really really cute cute tight end 
Travis can do it all
He has soft hands, will catch a pass from me
He's my Chief lover expressing glee 
Lonely days have been tackled by him
Flexing his arms like a big monkey 
Me and Travis got funky 

Ask me how I lost my old love grief 
Ask me how I vanquished the love thief 
The answer is a Kansas City Chief
My Kelce belief

Now Travis is my boyfriend
Running down the field
Touching down on my broken heart make it mend
The onsides love will not yield
Your love defense is my shield
Swift of foot Travis is a true dream 
Travis will not fumble my tender heart 
Two feet were down the catch was clean 
Travis makes this girl scream 


Originally published at Robot Butt on December 1, 2023