Goddess and her
Follies
by Albert Russo
As You know, I’m a felinist,
and that is thanks to You, oh the Holiest of
Holies. For those who remember or who read me for
the first time, my mom and I take after our
favorite animal, The Holy Tigress - in the Hindu
religion, she is certainly a goddess -, who is
the mightiest and most fearful creature in the
world, coz not only does she protect her cubs
against male tigers who could harm or even eat
them - canniballs that they are -, but
she is also the most beautiful feline of all. She
was creation’s first feminist. So,
rrrrespect!
I’m sure, oh Empress
of the Universe, that You also invented the
Folies Bergères, with all them naked broads
flaunting their silly-coned tits in
front of the lecherous goons who come to Paris
from every corner of the planet. Now, Holy One,
what was behind Your mind in doing that?
Shameless Queen of hussies, are You with us, Your
preferred sex, or with the MCPs - ‘male-chauvinist-
pigs’, for those of you ninnies who still
ignore the word?
True, after thousands of
years of women bashing, You’ve finally
allowed young hunks to strip before female
audiences and to shake their buttocks like they
were raw pork chops. No, no, I’ve never been
to one of their shows, I’m not interested in
this kind of stuff. Unky Berky has. How do I know?
I’ve discovered a ticket he bought sometime
ago in one of his drawers. He’s a homey,
remember, even if he remains in the closet; then
too, he’s too shy to do anything untoward,
either from the front or from the behind, on
account that he’s dead scared of catching
STDs - that’s diseases people get down under
who jump from one partner to another.
There are quite a few homeys
who mix with the ladies who want to see men’s
whatchamacallits, perverts that they all
are! Ah growl-ups - and here, I include both
goons and dudesses -, they spend an unconscious
amount of time with setchual shenanigans,
as if that was what life was all about!
Now, if all of this, - the
killings that are committed in every continent,
the raping of poor girls, some as young as
kindergarten children (there are also boys who
get molested, but there are much fewer of them;
even the lowest of the lowly animals don’t
do such things) - is the consequence of Cain’s
crime, what example are You giving us, Goddess?
Do you see, folks, why I
can’t trust Her. When I hear some of them
televangelists bark before all and sundries, and
not only on Sundays:
“You all, big sinners,
repent, repent, repent, if you don’t want to
go straight to Hell.”
And the worst is that there
are millions of people who believe in all their
bunk.
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