Corona ...
Morona
by Albert Russo
If you’ve done your
homework properly for your 101 course in I DON’T
WANT TO DIE STUPID AND DISHONORED, and read the
15-odd episodes of my GOSH ZAPINETTE Series -
yeah it was published in English, French and Eyetalian,
and got awards, washmore, yeah and
triple yeah! - that I’m a felinist
- that’s post-modern feminism, since it’s
the Big Cats who now show us the way. By the way,
did you know that in Norway, they still wear bear
furs? I saw a shop in Bergen selling extra large
white bear coats. A squadron of dribbling moma
bears oughta descend from their cosy mountains,
drop in that shop and mawl the owner and anyone
trying these fur coats.
If you didn’t know it yet, I’m part of
the Agnoshtic family.
For those of you who believe there is someone
above us, it’s a Goddess, and NOT that macho
Shmool people continue to address
whenever they can’t cope with stress. Like
NOW! And if there IS indeed a Goddess, well, she
has nothing to be proud of, punishing humanity
like this. If I were a believer I would curse her.
Blaspheme is quite legitimate, coz it belongs to
freedom of expreshun, which is written
in the Constitushen, Goddess or no
goddess. And washmore, the government in
DC oughta first wash their brains and their
mouths, then change the wording on our dollar
bills, from ‘In God we trust’ to ‘Trust
no one but yourself’, so says I.
Again, if you’ve been a good student and
read my stuff, you would recall that I am French,
American and Eyetalian. Try to call me
any of these names: Frog, Gringich or Wop, and
you’ll get the smack of your life!
Concerning that freedom of expreshun bit, I don’t
think the NRA is kosher, with or without Ketchup,
coz killing one’s neighbors or one’s
schoolmates oughtn’t to be included in those
liberties. Freedom of killing isn’t a valid
option! We should stop playing cowboys and
Indians, that game belongs to the past, along
with racism, antisemitism and slaverism.
That mamzer (good-for-nothing) - yeah I
picked up the word during our trip in Israel - of
a Cowvid 19 is driving us all crazy in
different ways. I’m only twelve and some,
remember, and I’m much too young to die, so
say the doctors, even if they still don’t
know whether we got the disease from cows gone
mad because of being milked by heartless robots,
of from Africa’s waltzing macaques.
President Macaron of France - mmm, I
looove them round and soft cookies that melt in
your mouth! - believes we should be cloistered in
our homes from 9 pm to 5 am. What’s the use,
since those are the hours most people are hogging
out, watching television, or slipping into bed to
do things too hornygraphic to mention
here, after which they plunge into their nightly shluf,
usually snoring like Porky Bacon, the father of
the three little pigs.
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from CORONA ZAPINETTE by Albert Russo
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