A dog and a cat
came to visit me
By the light of the silvery moon
We are too late, said the cat
to the dog
Not at all, said the dog,
Were too soon.To bring some peace I
intervened
But the cat would not give in
She raised up her hair, assumed an air
jumped the dog, bit and clawed him
Rover did winch and
cover his face
As he let out a loud, Oh, dammit
Rolled onto his back, gave Kitty a whack
And sent her out into orbit
She landed four
down
As cats usually do
Arched her back, replied with a chop
That nearly cleaved Rover in two
To bite Kittys
black nose
Rover bared his teeth in advance
He assumed a fierce warrior pose
She assumed a stronger stance
Then the cat lunged
toward Rover
Knocking the Tiffany off the table
Rover tried to defend himself
As well as he was able
But the sharp point
of Kittys claws
Dug deep into his back
He leaped into the wall radiator
Dragging Kitty along the same track
Kitty hit her head
on the iron heater red
Blood spurted all over the walls
Her fur matted down, her face in a frown
She socked Rover one right in the
jaws
Two of them down
writhing in pain
Looked up at my alarmed face
Thanks for letting us visit,
said Kitty
Weve had a great time at you
place.
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