Ifs And Buts,
Etc.
by R.D. Ronstad
Everyone knows
that "if ifs and buts were
candy and nuts, every day would be
Christmas." But what many people do
not know is that ...
If ors and ands were
blue skies and sands, every day would be
a day at the beach.
If maybes and supposes were
oil and roses, every day would include a
parade.
If whats and whys were
turkeys and pies, every day would be
Thanksgiving.
If pardons and excuses were
discounts and bruises, every day would be
the day after Thanksgiving.
If tos and froms were
banners and drums, every day would be the
Fourth of July.
If hellos and goodbyes were
shamrocks and green ties, every day would
be St. Patrick’s Day.
If ons and offs were
sniffles and coughs, every day would be a
call in sick day.
If yous and mes were
two kinds of trees, every day would be
Arbor Day.
If cames and wents were
dollars and cents, every day would be
payday.
If doubts and certains were
ballots and curtains, every day would be
Election Day.
If intos and throughs were
pumpkins and boos, every day would be
Halloween.
If stops and starts were
chocolates and hearts, every day would be
Valentine’s Day.
If pleases and thanks were fakeouts and
pranks, every day would be April Fool’s
Day.
If thises and thats were
cowlicks and mats, every day would be a
bad hair day. |
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