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I Answer Some Questions Posed on Answers.com
by R.D. Ronstad

Why are sodium and potassium not recommended as liming materials? Bad liming.

Is there live on Mars? Not since 1979, when a canceled performance by the massively popular Martian heavy rust group Syrtis Major sparked three days of rioting that left Meridian Bay a shambles. 

What are the mountains in turkey called? Parasites. 

Write a sentence with the word culminate? My name is Nathaniel, but you can culminate.

What does a speeding ticket cost for 61 in a 45? Speeding tickets are generally free of charge. 

What is Ulysses S. Grant most famous for? Two things: helping to save the Union and getting buried. 

Where do skunks originally come from? Skunkytown. 

What is the opposite word of weight? It varies. In your question, for example, it would be “of.” 

Are mice stupid? Well, they seem to get along quite well without Answers.com.

How can a president allow a bill to become a law? Sadly, somebody has to. 

There are four scoops of ice cream on one cone they are four different flavors how many ways can they be placed on the cone? No one has ever been able to find out before they melted. 

What do you call a vampire wolf hybrid? Generally, they drive the same cars as the rest of us, but I’m guessing they’re partial to VWs. 

Your heater in your truck is blowing out cold air only the car gauge shows the truck is hot? Hey! Stay away from my truck! 

What is the most venomous or poisonous animal? Talk radio host. 

Where do you put the knife when done using it? You’re not a jealous husband, are you? 

How do you switch dragons? Forget about it. Even if you found a switch big enough, you’d need superhuman strength to wield it. 

Where was the nickel discovered? In the dryer when I emptied it. 

Can you substitue bordeaux wine for burgundy wine in cooking? Yes, but the food will probably misbehave. 

Houses in sydney australia? Yes. 

Did muhammad ali go to college? No, but he took a lot of other people to school. 

Do you need to dye your roots before getting highlights? It depends on how soon you need to get to bed after Sportscenter is over. 

In Pirates of Caribbean what two things are bad luck for sailors? Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and Pirates of the Caribbean 3

What type of music do vikings listen too? Not sure, but I know they love The Pillage People