Celebrity
Charity Appeal
by William Kitcher
Hello. I’m
another Hollywood movie star, and I’m here
to ask you to look into your hearts and give as
generously as you can to bring an end to popular
disease of the week number fourteen. As you know,
it’s an issue very dear to me, and I feel so
sad when I see the suffering of insert racial-national-gender
group here. Due to mention unverified research
data here, I now understand how much pain they
have to endure in their body parts somewhere near
the stomach.
To see firsthand what these people are going
through, I recently took a trip to generic Third
World country. Well-meaning foreigners are
already working there for already-famous
international organization but their resources
are already stretched to the limit, dealing with
child issue number thirty-three and building
insert physical structure here all around the
world.
Along with mention two other Hollywood actors, I’ve
formed an organization to combat disease number
fourteen. We are the International Something
Something Organization, and we’re determined
to eradicate this disease before insert
optimistic date here. Please call our toll-free
number, 1 800 more numbers, or go to our website
at www.internationalsomethingsomethingorganization.ca.com.org.
You can make a difference by agreeing to give
each month only x dollars, or by donating mention
one-time dollar figure amount not out of reach of
the average person.
Whatever you decide, you’ll be helping
mention racial-national-gender group again here
live better lives.
Thank you for caring.
Single tear.
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