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Beach Wind
by Dan Keeble

For the first time since Christmas, the pavements began to clear of heavy snow. Larger numbers than normal for a Sunday appeared on Lawley Island wrapped tightly against the cold.

The common purpose - to escape the over-eating, stress of visitors, but mostly, the stuffy central heating the festive season made them endure. Harsh weather imprisoned them in their homes for weeks, and now they could escape.

A curving panorama of pastel painted beach huts to the caravan park hid the view of the road. A young man lowered himself slightly to photograph them. Each freshly painted hut picked out clear white framing of the bright balconies. Highlighted by the dark grey sky behind them, he was capturing the typical idyllic travel brochure image.

Stones crunched underfoot on the way down to the sand.

Walkers would be going home cold, but invigorated by the sharp air. Couples smiled at fellow escapees greeting each other. Women put aside fashion in favour of warmth and comfort, and buried into their partners as they hurried along the beach. The chatter between dogs and fellow walkers, deprived of contact for a month, was animated.

The tide was out and the low light picked out the rippled mud beyond the sand. Silver-brushed waves ran swiftly parallel to the beach, racing against two toddlers wrapped in brightly coloured arctic-style suits on the sand.

Even in the cold, the smell of seaweed was on the wind - a welcome fragrance after recent cooking.

The gathering on the beach was reminiscent of a summer day, except the weather didn’t allow for dawdling. Coats, buttoned high. Hats on bowed heads were held by their brims, when walking back against the force.

A few seagulls hung on the wind, objecting loudly to the mass invasion. Dogs responded, suggesting that they should try being cooped up for weeks. The sharp sound of tight lines slapping against metal masts nearby threaded through the wind.

Children, removed from the intensity of electronic activity, reverted to naturally calming pursuits; throwing stones out to sea, running with dogs, and comparing sizes and lustre of the oyster shells they found.

Nature had provided the perfect conditions to support the desperate needs of this mass exodus. And if an old man chose to fart alone finally, he would be content with knowing that the strong North Easterly gusts would oblige him by masking both volume and bouquet.

Ah, such liberation.